Well, those folks at cow and gate did a survey of things a toddler should do before they are 3. Its called a Potty List, and 1000 Mums were asked what should be on it.

Some lovely things on there - picking fruit, jumping in puddles, being chased by a monster, climbing a big hill, riding on Daddys shoulders......, all nice things but, as toddler twins of the world, we decided they were a bit too tame so we now present our alternative Potty List!!

Managing to get our toys to actually play on the DVD player

Getting our hands on all the things we have managed to post behind the skirting board

Actually managing to climb into the oven (or 'burn' as we thought it was called)

Scaling the Christmas tree - never mind the one at home, a nice shop one will do!

Breaking the record for Jelly throwing

Doing anything Special agent Oso does (jet pack activated)

Managing to eat a whole plate of cheese (cut the rationing out Mummy!)

Having our attempts at painting the kitchen recognised as a work of art

Actually managing to hit Daddys head when randomly flinging bricks

Get Mummy to realise that the curtains really ARE a jungle vine

Be allowed to pretend we are a doggy ALL day - those biccies really are yummy!

We are sure we can think of many more, but hey ho, its a start!

And for all the people who'd like to see what the original Potty list was a version can be found here http://www.growingupmilkinfo.com/

Inspired by parents nationwide, and endorsed by nutritionist Amanda Ursell, psychologist Dr Richard Woolfson and trends forecaster Sean Pillot de Chenece, www.growingupmilkinfo.com has released a ‘bucket list’ following suggestions from parents nationwide and endorsed by experts, that includes 36 top activities for ‘Little One-ders’

Off to make some inroads into our list!!